Cozy Zubas 
Dress cozy, outdoor clothes to play in the snow ⛄️🤷🏼‍♂️
Warm up inside by the fire
Make popsicle stick art, burn it
Parking is allowed on both streets and driveway
Bring best and something to share
9:30pm-2
Ives Ln N
Plymouth 55441

Some of us are having the wild post-pandemic summer we dreamed of, and some of us are still a bit in a daze. Some of us are trying to remember how they ever did so much shit, and some of us wish there was more to do. Some of us are deep in TTATC projects (but should really take a break), and some of us are living in my backyard in a hammock....

Come As You Are zubas at Wonderlux tomorrow. I don't know why we even write a time on these things anymore cause people just show up when they want and you don't ever really know if it will be an early zubas or a late zubas or a big zubas or a small zubas. But they have tended towards the earlier side, so maybe don't show up at 1am...but if you do, it will just be one of those zubas.

Bonus points for wearing Nirvana shirts and/or bringing feminist books about having good sex.

We'll leave the A/C and the purple light on for you...

3221 16th Ave S

You know the rulez! Bring your best. Bring something to share. Don't let the dog out. Don't smoke on the porch unless it is raining.

Special invitiation to those on the fence about making it out cause it seems like maybe it will be fun, but it's so much effort and/or those of you that haven't made it back after our topsy-turvy year yet.

Measurement everything Zuba's.  There are a lot of things in this world that haven't been measured and this Zuba's will be a good time to start. Let's measure everything. Bring your rulers and tape measurers. Bonus points for those who hang their tm on their pants by the clip. Bonus points for best measuring device. Bonus points for bringing your best. Bonus points for metric/imperial combo. Bonus points for firewood. Bonus points for it being nice out. Bonus points for asking me about my side quest. Bonus points for low-key drip and for poppin off.  Bonus points for bringing measurements from home. Bonus points for not making me read too much. Bonus points if you're still reading this. Bonus points for keeping track of your bonus points. Bonus points for gulping down a whole hot dog in one gulp.

Zubas will be at the Rumpus tonight. 
9:30pm-12:30am
Enter through the side gate.
Bring your best and something to share. 
Please be respectful of volume levels outside in consideration of my neighbors.
I know your couch is comfy, but give your cheeks a break. Stand up, walk out the door, and come by.

Another April brings the month's most anticipated holiday and I, for one, can think of no better ragtag family to gather with to light up a big fatty and cheeb until my eyes are dry like granma's loose elbow skin. bring youre freshest cheeb. Get muched up. Don't forget the sippies. No cheefers in the dub tub.  
420 at Crunkus
9:30-12:30

Zubas at Wonderlux tomorrow. You can pick between two themes, theme no theme and pockets. (Jeffy _must_ pick the pockets theme.) What’s in your pockets? Why don’t all dresses have pockets? What’s your opinion on hot pockets? How deep are your pockets? Can you pick pockets? (Bonus points if you pick my pockets!) We got super secret silent busted by cops rave wood to burn thanks to whoever donated it! Rave wood just hits different. 😛 It probably will be the last night with not thaaat many mosquitoes out and about for a while. Bring only your best (preferably in your pockets) and maybe a (pocket) camping chair. Inside available too, with upstairs squish pile. My pockets may or may not be full of snackies. Pocket dogs especially welcome. Also, Polly Pockets. Any good stories or songs in your pocket? 9pm-1am (but I reserve the right to crush on the squish pile early 😛)

Heyooo zubes. Advanced warning that (weather permitting) zuba's on July 14th will be a floatilla zuba's! So that means earlier than usual in the evening and some organization required. More info on where and exactly when forthcoming, but wanted to give you a heads up!
Also,  you don't need a kayak/ canoe...just something that floats reliably and can somehow get out a reasonable distance from shore.
Dingies (dingys?) are completely acceptable (and a silly word)
-Kasi

Wear your adventure clothes. Make sure to bring layers because we need to be prepared for any and all weather. Bring your memorable adventure stories and pictures. Bring a map of an adventure you did or one you are dreaming up. Bring your favorite adventure food. I'll have the JetBoil ready to make backpacker meals and a fire going for those little adventure hot pockets people make. Don't forget your spork, plate, and cup. If you need to check your tent or other equipment for an upcoming adventure, you can set it up in the yard.

Zuba's will be at Rumpus this week. It's a cheese week in honor of Laura Leigh Christianson, LLC. It's her 30th bday this week and to honor that, bring your favorite cheese and/or cheese-related snack to share. I will bring a tangy cheese, like prairie breeze. And maybe some jalapeno Cheetos. Cheese dips are good too. Start thinking of your cheese name! I think mine's Cheeffy.

Zubas will be at the Rumpus tonight. 
3910 3rd ave s
9:30pm-12:30am
Enter through the side gate.
Bring your best and something to share. 
Please be respectful of volume levels outside in consideration of sensitive ears.
I know your couch is comfy, but we've got bread to break.

Zuba's this Wednesday... 
Fire Mama's Backyard!
8 - 11 pm
- Bonfire for warming.
- 100% outside, please don't hang in the house, except to go potty. My house is too little.
- I have a few leftover party beers/drinks to share, but generally BYOB.
- Bring treats to share, but if you bring it, please take it with you when you go! 
- The quieter we are, the later we can stay, and mayyybe at midnight, y'all can whisper sing me a quick happy birthday. 😉

Zuba's at Rumpus (9/28)
Easy Zuba's.
Fire 
Enter through side gate
Maybe bring HOP or BM leftovers
Be warm and comfy
Be thinking
or dont be
Be bringing Steve Irwin if you are the one that has him
9:30-1

Zuba's is at Rumpus this week. Injury themed. No one shall injure or get injured but show up looking like you're injured. Physical external injuries are preferred. The person who looks the most injured will be awarded the "Most Injured Looking" prize and will receive the most cred. If you bring someone new, don't tell them what the theme is.

welcome us home zubas! but not too late cause eric's got a real job again...
wonderlux - 9:00-12:30 PM
we'll provide the hot chocolate-ish type beverages, you provide the cheese puffs. mmmmmm cheese puffs.
bring yourself, bring something to share (but not...you know), and bring your damn secret santa gifts if you haven't already

Father's day is this weekend I think. In the spirit of father's ambivalence toward the day I guess...
Grateful Dads: Be the dad you always wished you had
Dress like dad
Be like dad
Beer like dad
Jam like dad
Cheese like dad
Suggest unnecessary alternatives like dad
God Dammit! like dad
Proud like dad
"without a dad in the dream, it will never come true" - Jerry Garcia
9:30-12:30
Bring best
Bring something to Share
Wear the closet clothes. Don't take the closet clothes.
No semen to be should be hottub seamen

❤️ Jeffy

Zuba's at Rumpus 11/16
Incognito Zuba's. 
Camouflage. 
Ninjas. Spies.
Sneaky. Subtle. Disguise. 
Do/bring/start something, and do it so they don't even know you did it until it's already too late. 
Distract 💨 and vanish.
9:30-12:30


Zuba's this week will be held at the house of Faulkner/Schaefer.
The theme is Grateful Zuba's
I think I speak for all of us when I say that I am extremely grateful to have such amazing people in my life such as yourselves. 
Come dressed as though you were attending a grateful dead concert, or don't. (Think Tye Dye and hippie shit)
Feel free to bring things to share
If you are the last one out of the hot tub, please close the lid.
There is more than ample crash space for anyone who needs to spend the night (two Queen beds and two comfy couches)
Its a big house with lots of room for activities, just please be mindful of the neighbors late at night.
9pm - whenever
13017 Melody Lane
Minnetonka, MN 55305

Zuba's at Rumpus 5/10, 9:30 - 12:30
Candlelight night. Bring your favorite candle that best represents you in color and smell and you can burn it bright. There will also be a big candle in the yard for us to sit around that's made with a very special type of wax called wood. No wood candles indoors, please. No candles in the hot tub because it will extinguish them and then they won't burn bright. 
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E-candles welcome. 
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All candles welcome. 
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🕯️🔥

Zubas will be at the Clubhouse this week. We have tons of cabin scrap, a bunch of pancake mix from Tom Brunch, and even more bananas from whatever Ashley and Kasi were planning. So we are doing the only logical thing... burning scrap and making banana pancakes. Bring some of your own TTATC leftovers if you feel so inspired. 
Bring your best and something to share 
Hush your yappers while outside
Enter through the side gate

Zubas will be at the Rumpus this week 10/13
9:30pm-12:30am
Enter through the side gate.
Bring your best and something to share. 
Please be respectful of volume levels outside in consideration of sensitive ears.
Please use high fives.
Please no tall bongs.
Please no diving.
Please see your dealer for leasing options.
Terms and conditions apply

OK. Get the dusties off that ol thing you never cuz its "wear something you never wear or never get to wear because it's maybe just not right for any occasion but it's cool or maybe not cool or just odd but not odd in the dope way, but you just never wear it" zubas.
2/23 9:30-12:30


Tonights Zubas will be a teetotaler edition at the Clubhouse.  The theme of tonight's Zubas will be community support. I know of a lot of individuals inside of our community who are struggling with their own various battles currently and while winter is beginning to retire it's seasonal effects are still weighing heavy on some of us. Tonight we ban together to offer eachother support. Bring your heart's to be vulnerable, your arms for hugging, ears to listen, and even a shoulder or two to cry on. Along with offering direct support to one another I would love for us to collectively think about ways we can better support one another's mental health within our community. Hoping to have a fire going in which we can write down and burn things we need to let go of and also set intentions for ourselves. Bring a NA offering or just your lovely self. It's okay to not be okay. Just be you. 

Zuba's will be at Rumpus this week, 11/17.  In this week's episode, try to overemphasize the bodily gestures you make.  
When you tip your hat, tip it a little harder.
A thumbs up could be, two thumbs up, to the sky.
A simple bow could instead, go all the way to the knee.
Instead of left to right wave, try and up and down one.
Why wink one eye, when two is double?
❤️❤️
Also, remind me to do the video thing I wanna do. 

**UPDATE: need for traditional models is met! And we’ve got a roster of back ups.
Nat came up with an idea to also do a sort of more exhilarating figure drawing game where we will all get a chance to play both artist and muse! So we will probably spend some time with that too!
Also an obvious warning-there may be some nudity, PLEASE be chill and keep it respectful. We are ARTISTS. If you have questions or concerns about me, shoot me a message! I am very open to all considerations and ways to make sure everybody feels safe.
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Figure Drawing Zuba’s: It came to me in a dream! 
this week at The Big Red House!!!

Cohosted with Nat Allister 🎨
Bring a sketch book/pad and something to draw with if you want! I have some random paper and pencils and other stuff to mess around with but not a ton. 
Drawing from 9:30-12:30, 3 models, 3 poses each, 10 minutes on 10 minutes off. 
In need of 2 more models! DM me if you are interested ❤️
Bring your best, something to share, snacks, art supplies, a friend! 
Watch out for the Tiny Dog! She’s very tiny!

1/2 house warming round 2 
(NOW, WITH LESS SNOWSTORM)
Welcome to Culling Season - small chill hangs with a prompt:
As I have re-entered the dating world I have already begun adding to the pile of funny and/or horrifying anecdotes. 
Come prepared to jot down an entertaining dating mishap which will be placed in a jar and we will draw one whenever we feel like it and try to guess who it belongs to. 
Bring your best.
Bring something to share. 
Treat the cat with the fearful respect she merits.
9-1
Lafond Avenue 
St Paul MN 55105

Self love Zubas. Not the toxic positivity kind, the real kind, the one with grit and devotion and tedious care when you’d rather give up. The imperfect kind. The kind you have yet to find. The one that makes healing food when you’re sick or or orders comfort food without guilt just because. The one who makes the rules and the one who breaks them. The one you perhaps remember when you’re barefoot on grass, enveloped by a body of water, singing for no one but yourself. The one that goes on a stupid walk for your stupid mental health. The one who forgives, not for the sake of anyone else but for its own sake because anything else impedes the flow of the river. Wherever you go, there you are. Bring your self, and remember we all got one (or many, the flocks of birds that we are). Share of yourself, if you wish. Bring what your self loves. What does self (love) mean to you? I’m gonna be here by myself taking care of Wonderlux, as Eric is going on a little walkabout that leads him back to himself. Purple light. 16th Ave S. 9-1 sharp cutoff, I wake up at 7am every day these days, I’ll kick you out for the good of my self. 😛 I’m gonna have chips and dip cause my self likes them. 😛

Fine, we can host Zubas.

Theme: Post Swap Zubas 

Start: Now. Or 8 pm.
Ends: 11 pm

32nd and 22nd Ave S - Backyard

DON’T BRING CLOTHES TO SWAP IF YOU ARRIVE AFTER 7:30 PM. 

But please bring some home with you.

Bring your best.

Fonetic Zubas wil bee at Rumpus Iland this week 10/20.
9:30pm-12:30am

Plees bring fierwood. I do not hav cars rite now to go get some. 
Plees enter threw the sied gaet.
Bring your best and sumthing to shair. 
Plees be respectful of volyoum levels outsied.


It is almost autumnal, so Zubas this week will be a pumpkin spice cozy consensual cuddle zubas. We’ll have some pumpkin spice hot chocolate and coffee. You bring something cozy and maybe pumpkiny to share. Also your best. Also cuddly objects. 
We will have a fire in the backyard for people that aren’t hanging inside these days. If you are hanging inside, be healthy and stuff. 
Come wish Eric καλά ταξίδια as he’s off to Greece for 3 months in just a couple weeks. (Alina not yet, so you might get to see her again soon!)
3221 16th Ave S
Purple light
Dog stays on porch
Shoes off at the door
And push the very well marked button to open the door to the porch! Magnet lock to keep the dog in will also keep you out if you don’t. 
9-1ish, you know the drill…feel free to just pop by and say hi to your friends if you are still not so social!

Zubas at Wonderlux this week. Come see your friends, share what’s alive in you these days, bring your feelings so that all of our feelings have company, bring the love that will carry us all into and through the winter, bring the stories and songs that warm your heart when it’s cold out there, bring your favorite questions, and also say goodbye to me, I am going to be out of the country for two whole months and I will miss you. The cuddle puddle squishmallow pile is still set up in the dance room. 9-? door has a button you gotta push for it to open cause I married a hacker magician - don’t let the big white floof out.

Hey lovelies.  I don't believe there's an official zuba's tonight (someone correct me if I'm wrong) so am wondering if folks would like to do the float zuba's rain check today?
Even if just a few peeps were into the idea I'd be down!

630 at the Bde Maka Ska boat launch. That gives us a bit of time before sun down.
Byob, byosnacks, byofloat

-Kasi

Recovery Zubes: Part 2  (7/27/2022)
@Base Reality
Bring things that need 2 parts
For example, 
Chips AND salsa
Modelos AND limes
You AND your best friend
I'll get the grill going if people bring stuff to grill.  
Come in the side gate, we'll be in the backyard. 
9-ish till ya take yourself and your 2nd part home. 

Hello Zubians
It's true-ba's. Only the truth be told. no fibbin. Truly. Trulys???? Maybe play some Truth or Truth™️. Be ready to be true to yourself and all others. No lying during this one. Don't even lie down, unless you truly can't sit anymore.  Telling the truth is fun! Lies are dumb! Be honest with your heart, tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the whole truth. Dress true to the truth. No true lies, please. 

9:30-1

Bring your best truths
no lies in the hot tub
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Zuba's at Rumpus 9:30-12:30 10/19
Hot liquid Zuba's. It's cold now and hot liquids hit hot. Bring a hot liquid to share if you can. ☕️🫖
Side theme, in honor of Steve Irwin making his return to Rumpus, can we open discussion about stingray stingers to the heart? I feel like it's a topic that is never discussed. 
-Come around the side gate
-Bring your best
-Bubbly water is always a welcomed share, even if it's off theme
-Wear the clothes, don't take them with you
-put hot tub cover on when done
3910 3rd ave s

It do be Wednesday!
VR Zubes at Base Reality
9:30 till I tell you to leave. 

We're gonna be indoors, so mask according to yer comfort and come vaxxined. 
Weather permitting we'll heat up a fire.
Standing around in the rain will also permitted.

🟡🐝⚫️Black and yellow alert🟡🐝⚫️
This week's the First annual Zubian Spelling Bee™️ 
It doesn't mater if you're a word wizard or a word lizerd, you can join! Anyone can be a competiter. The bee starts at 10. Top 3 players get a speshal prize! Start doing studying now. You've only got 48 hours. Black and yellow atire. 

9:30-12:30

Tonight Zubas will be at the Clubhouse and so should you. 
9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.
Side gate.
Keep voices down while outside. 
Bring your best. 
Bring something to share, be it drinks, snacks, or otherwise.

Carnival (noun)
Similar: festival, fiesta, gala, jamboree, holiday
1) a period of public revelry at a regular time each year, typically during the week before Lent in Roman Catholic countries, involving processions, music, dancing, and the use of masquerade.
2) [North American] - a traveling amusement show or circus.
anthropology - carnival celebrations can often be traced back to Spring Equinox rituals and festivals along with the practice around the world of having a few time periods each year where traditional roles were reversed (cross-dressing, kings having no power, children being able to do what they wanted, etc). 
Through much of the Middle Ages, carnival activities took place throughout both Roman Catholic and Orthodox countries from the time period after Christmas and before Lent. Many of the writings we have from this time are from monks complaining. For example, the library in Bruge has books from the 800s complaining about how people would go to church in cross dress, or dressed up as animals, and how doing this was a sin
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Carnival/Mardi Gras Zubas at Wonderlux on Wednesday.
Wear beads! Show your parts! Come as a jaded hustler on the carny circuit or a clown! Bring cotton candy! Come with power you don't usually have or give up some you usually have! Take something to share! Definitely fuck with gender and God! Have a parade! Fuck the sun! Plant some seeds! See your friends!

Recovery Zuba's
Lotta friends went to TTATC. Lotta friends still recovering.  Electrolytes, healthy snacks, 5 htp, vitamins, positive affirmations, facemasks, good vibes, gifts you have extras of, sitting, stretching, water, beers, tunes, reminiscing, regenerating, hand slaps, hugs. It's always nice to regenerate with friends. If you got lots of energy, give some to friends. Maybe this is what you need to get over that hump. I know your couch is comfyyyyyyy......
Bring your best. Bring something to share. Side gate. Softer voices outside. Wear the clothes, but dont take them. 
Rumpus
3910 3rd ave
9:30-12:30

This week's Zuba's post was written by AI
"Hey Zuba's!
Just wanted to let you all know that this week's hangout has a theme: DAFT! Break out your best berets and striped shirts, and let's get ready to party like it's 1999. And don't forget, the wackier and more absurd your outfit, the better.
But what exactly is "daft," you ask? Well, according to my slightly incorrect definition, it means "a state of pure boredom and seriousness." So basically, it's the perfect theme for our weekly Zuba's hangout. (Just kidding, it actually means pure joy and silliness!)
Also, a quick reminder: no sploogin in the hot tub. Let's keep things clean and classy, folks.
See you all soon for a night of pure joy and silliness!"
930-1230
3910 3rd ave s

**UPDATE: need for traditional models is met! And we’ve got a roster of back ups.
Nat came up with an idea to also do a sort of more exhilarating figure drawing game where we will all get a chance to play both artist and muse! So we will probably spend some time with that too!
Also an obvious warning-there may be some nudity, PLEASE be chill and keep it respectful. We are ARTISTS. If you have questions or concerns about me, shoot me a message! I am very open to all considerations and ways to make sure everybody feels safe.
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Figure Drawing Zuba’s: It came to me in a dream! 
this week at The Big Red House!!!
712 SE 7th street 
Apt 1
55414
Cohosted with Nat Allister 🎨
Bring a sketch book/pad and something to draw with if you want! I have some random paper and pencils and other stuff to mess around with but not a ton. 
Drawing from 9:30-12:30, 3 models, 3 poses each, 10 minutes on 10 minutes off. 
In need of 2 more models! DM me if you are interested ❤️
Bring your best, something to share, snacks, art supplies, a friend! 
Watch out for the Tiny Dog! She’s very tiny!

hey its Halloween hangover Zuba's ok. Bring your leftover candy ok. and a half-assed costume ok.  the more low-key, laid-back, last-minute the costume the better ok.  Ok, but good candy.  And mediocre tricks are fine too ok. 


-Come around the side gate
-Bring your best
-Bubbly water is always a welcomed share, even if it's off theme
-Wear the clothes, don't take them with you
-put hot tub cover on when done

https://www.facebook.com/reel/959282361984452

"oooof i’m zewwwbin"
come have a normal one at the Big Red House (712 7th St SE, Minneapolis, MN 55414) ! 
9:30-1
Mikayla is mostly moved in! Jane and Raymond are mostly moved in! There’s an inside, an outside, a small dog / large cat to coo at (and prevent from running away), and any snacks, drinks, or people that you personally bring! (best people / stuff only please)!
Don’t scream outdoors, come in the front door, take er easy, mind ur manners, if there’s firewood there can be a fire, I need high fives

Message to all zee zubertubers:
Re: Zubas tmrw at Wonderlux
Theme:  "Fuck It"
Desc: 
Sometimes we all got some stuff that we just want to say "fuck it" about. You can do so at Zubas. Or not, I mean fuck themes.
Info:
Fuck it, if you don't know where to go or what time to be there, that's your problem. But you can probably DM me and I'll let you know.
Time:
aww-fuck-you-showed-up-too-early-and-now-it-is-weird 
until 
fuck-it-ya'll-hang-out-as-long-as-you-want-but-i-am-going-to-bed
Snacks/Booze/Etc: 
Fuck it, if you got it, bring it, whatever, otherwise we'll just eat on thursday

Zuba's at Rumpus tonight. 930-12:30. Let's beat the heat with cold things like ice, mist, airflow, no fires and other hot stuff, water, cold breaths, kiddie pool, ice packs, mint, flavor crystals, all that kinda stuff. Rumpus has a portable A/C so that should help. And I think I'll get a kiddie pool.

Clubhouse Zubas. 
Nothing fancy. 
Regular ol' Zubez. Come hang!
Bring things to share.
Quiet outside child.
Side gate (try to not let slam)
9:30 to 12:30ish

Field trip zubas! 
Turf Club for some outrageous dancing to sexy saxes tomorrow night. Moon Hooch at 8, doors at 7. Open to someone throwing out pre-game plans. We’ll play after show on the fly. 
If you haven’t heard Moon Hooch just look em up. And if you have you’ll be there! Come get down with your friends. We’ll be waiting for you in the clown lounge ❤️

Just Jane Zubas!
Big red house 
9:30-12:30
Raymond Finzel has a show Clidesfeld / Malamiko / Dutchman's Breeches @ Eagles 34 so  hostin on my own!
**SUGGESTED ATTIRE: sweatpants, no bra**
Like many of you, I work the evening hours, and my job is very intimate/social. I often don’t make it to Zubas on Wednesdays for this reason. Usually, I’m decompressing from work! What does that look like?? I eat a snack. I try to remember to stretch. I play with and snuggle Princess. I watch reality tv or a teen drama and try to care about a small craft project. Sometimes I have a little gummy treat or a glass of wiiinnee (tho doin that less!).
Anyways, that’s the theme tonight! Just Jane! Doing Jane things. 
Go to Raymond’s show before hand if you can! I wish I could make it!

Zazzba's! After taking an unexpected fall in the winter of 2019, my Presto Pizzazz® Pizza Oven never worked again and was put to rest in the trash. But thanks to the kindness of friendship, that Zazz is back! Pizza party Zuba's in honor of the Presto Pizzazz® Pizza Oven Plus. Bring a frozen pizza or pizza related product and we'll throw it on the zazz. 
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3910 3rd ave s
9:30-12:30
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No bringing the Zazz in the hot tub.

WE CLEANED OUR GARAGE FOR YOU, BBZ 
Zubas up nort' at the Patrick's
9-midnight 
Gas grill open to use if you're hungry ✅
Hot tub ✅
Only go in the house if u need to use the potty ✅
Bring your best, you know the rest ✅
6721 Willow Lane Brooklyn Center

Zubas 1/31
Remember that time you drove out to the suburbs to play games with your friends? Well, that's what we're doing this week.
Bring something to share.
Bring your best.

Playing games not required, but having fun is recommended.
I'll have Mario Kart and Just Dance going, and a handful of quick and easy board/card games out too.
8:00 - 12:00

Use the front door - ignore the dog, he's part beagle (loud boi but very sweet)
Smoking outside - laughs and loud talks inside

Valentine Craft Night Zubas 💖
9:30-12:30
Big Red House
712 SE 7th Street
Minneapolis, MN 55414
Wanting to make something special for that someone special? Nows your chance! I’ve got a solid amount of craft supplies but feel free to bring some supplies to share. 
First floor only, watch out for the tiny dog and the big cat! Enter thru the front door.

Old skool valentine writing zubas this week. We’ll try to find a bunch of little mailboxes left over from years past or have envelopes to decorate. 
Write love notes (and sign em or not) for all your friends and tell em what you love about them. 
Slightly earlier start time just in case some folks really wanna come write some letters but can’t stay so late. 
8pm—? midnightish ?

Zubas' at Rumpus tonight. Wear big clothes. The more oversized the better. Folds and flows. Big stuff. Oversized in just one way could be cool too, like a sweatshirt with arms that can roll up like a fruit by the foot or bubble tape. Or shorts with a waistband that could fit 2 people. Or a sock that could fit 2 people. 
9-12:30
3910 3rd ave s
come throught the gate.

Hi! Zuba's at Rumpus tonight.  Dear Boyd has been in Duluth at the hospital with a ruptured appendix. In honor of him and his ruptured state, this week's theme is ruptured or appendix. So bring your rupturedness or appendix to zuba's this week and pour one out for Boyd. But please, if you are bringing a ruptured appendix, dont. Bring that to the hosptial. Immediately. 
9-12:30


Zuba's at Rumpus tonight. 9-12. Toss and catch Zuba's where we can toss and catch things. Only things that can't hurt people tho! like foam or whiffle balls or popcorn into your mouth or feathers or water droplets or air or air kisses or steel wool or money. stuff like that. No hard chucks. Fake chucks ok. 

Pre-Zubes Game Show night with 
Chase and Emilia at the Golden Valley location!   Tickets are 19$.  We get the special family discount! 
-May 1, 8:00 p.m. - Hosted by Chase & Emelia 
-Zubas after at Boyd and Anthony's Handsy House - so handy! MAYDAY Zubas!  2 miles from the venue

Spring flowers Zuba's. It's spring. Bring flowers. wear flowers. Bring springs. Wear springs. Floral stuff. Real flowers or fake flowers. Real springs or fake springs. Dont spring splooge in the hot spring. 
Rumpus
5/8 - 9-12:30
3910 3rd ave

In honor of the games, Olympic Zuba's. Perfect opportunity to resurrect your old track and field uniform. Got a javelin? bring it. Wanna show your olympic pride? row here. Tonight is the perfect time to try that triple-twisting double backflip (layout position) that you've been wanting to show off. I'm for team USA, but in honor of the games being in France, maybe I'll wear French colors instead. Apologies to the equines, but my yard just isn't big enough. No shooting in the hot tub.
Rumpus Island
9:30 - 12:30

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF ZUBA BALL Z:
The Students' Co-op is going to host an early one for the summer, and say goodbye to that sweet, sweet daylight as it slowly fades away and marks the beginning of the end of summer. 
What better way to celebrate than with a barbecue! 
We're grilling out, 6:00pm - 10:30pm, August 7th, 2024
1721 University Ave SE, Minneapolis, 55414
Street parking is available on 16th Ave SE and 18th Ave SE. And yes, the construction around the University is "not great". Carpool/public transit/etc etc.
I'm planning on making elotes (yes mayo), and marinated steak bites. There's a charcoal grill and a single burner available for use with cast iron or some other cooking context (that you should totally provide).
Bring your best, use quiet voices outside, eat some food, drink some beverages, and smoke on the steps, if that's your thing! (No smoking in the house)
There are chairs and seating available inside, should it end up raining, and you're welcome to use the first or second floor bathrooms, but otherwise please try to stay to the main floor common areas. Thank you!

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